---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2002 16:23:38 -0400 (EDT) From: hellNbak To: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org Hi Christine. I am sorry but no one at NMRC is interested in increasing traffic to our already swamped e-commerce empire. But, I couldn't help noticing from the tone of your email that you are obviously hitting on me. Do you like anal sex? What about small shaved goats? I think we have a lot in common. On Sun, 9 Jun 2002, Christine Hall wrote: > Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2002 13:46:13 +0800 (CST) > From: Christine Hall > Reply-To: Christine Hall > To: hellnbak@nmrc.org > Subject: http://nmrc.org > > Hi > > I visited http://nmrc.org, and noticed that you're not listed on some search engines! I think we can > offer you a service which can help you increase traffic and the number of visitors to your website. > > I would like to introduce you to TrafficMagnet.net. We offer a unique technology that will submit your > website to over 300,000 search engines and directories every month. > > You'll be surprised by the low cost, and by how effective this website promotion method can be. > > To find out more about TrafficMagnet and the cost for submitting your website to over 300,000 search > engines and directories, visit www.TrafficMagnet.net. > > I would love to hear from you. > > > Best Regards, > > Christine Hall > Sales and Marketing > E-mail: christine@trafficmagnet.net > http://www.TrafficMagnet.net > > This email was sent to hellnbak@nmrc.org. > I understand that you may NOT wish to receive information from me by email. > To be removed from this and other offers, simply go to the link below: > http://emaserver.trafficmagnet.net/trafficmagnet/www/optoutredirect?UC=Lead&UI=3958253 -- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "I don't intend to offend, I offend with my intent" hellNbak@nmrc.org http://www.nmrc.org/~hellnbak -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2002 17:39:10 -0400 (EDT) From: cyberiad@www.nmrc.org To: hellNbak Cc: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org I know this'll break your heart hellnbak but Christine gets around. She was hitting on me a while back ... heck maybe we could have a foursome, including the goat. Or maybe just a Christine ecommerce sandwich. I bet it'll increase our load to her site. Fuckin' spunk, errh, I mean spam. Cyberiad ============================================== ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2002 22:58:19 -0400 (EDT) From: hellNbak To: cyberiad@www.nmrc.org Cc: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org Cyberiad, this is of no surprise to me. I don't mind but, it would have to be more of a six way as I could not include the goat without including the young asian slave girl who keeps it shaved and of course its not a party without a drunken homeless person operating the video camera. Perhaps the crack addict we used last time will be available. We should stream it on the web! What do you think Christine? Hey, maybe we can have Christine's company help market it on the web. ================================================= ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 15:29:46 -0400 (EDT) From: cyberiad@www.nmrc.org To: hellNbak Cc: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org On, how could I forget the slave girl and the homeless drunk. I so got off on the asian slave girl when she wore her schoolgirl outfit. But let's not forget about all of those catholic priests out there who I'm sure would love to get in on some of this action. We could throw in a couple of young altar boys too and call the video "Hail Mary". Perhaps we could have one of the priests pull rosary beads out of the crack whore's ass too ... that's always a crowd pleaser. Cyberiad ====================================================== ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 21:16:06 -0400 (EDT) From: hellNbak To: cyberiad@www.nmrc.org Cc: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org On Mon, 10 Jun 2002 cyberiad@www.nmrc.org wrote: Oh yeah, alter-boys would be great, perhaps we need two shaved goats? ===================================================== ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 18:39:49 -0400 (EDT) From: /dev/null To: Sioda an Cailleach Cc: bastards@attrition.org, nmrcfolk@nmrc.org, Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org (fwd) You know, I feel so -used- after reading all this. Christine, you told me I was the only one. You promised me -I- was the only one who would ever get you to try three men at once. You swore there would never be another who could film you with lesbian midgets. And what about Tijuana? I saved for -months- so we could take that trip toMexico just so you could star in your first hardcore dog-and-pony show. You swore to me it was your first dog and pony; you said it was your lifelong dream to have a few hundred sweaty strangers watch you in action with animals. Do you know how long it took me to arrange that night, how much it cost me to get Fido trained to your specifications, how much I had to go through to teach that donkey how to ride? I couldn't walk straight for weeks! That night was -magical-, you bitch, you cheap trollop, you meretricious traitor. I am weeping as I write this. Your cruelty has cut me to the bone, to the very marrow. You, with your pretty lies that spilled like Fido's spoo from your perfectly lipsticked lips; you promised it was only you and me, forever. And now I find that behind my back, you have been selling yourself for increased traffic to other men's websites. I may never recover. When I am dead -- old, bitter, and broken -- think back on that night in Tijuana and remember all I gave you. And ask yourself -- was it truly worth it, just so these slobbering NMRC fools could have more hits? Was it TRULY WORTH IT???? Love forever, /dev/null "Jesus is conveniently silent on inflatable livestock." -- M. W. ===================================== ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 21:52:03 -0400 (EDT) From: security curmudgeon To: Christine Hall Cc: Sioda an Cailleach , Sick Little Monkeys , nmrcfolk@nmrc.org Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org (fwd) Jeez you guys, this is the OTHER Christine Hall! You are thinking of Christine from last year!! This is the one we met THIS year. No sodomy, no goats, no anal fisting for this Christine. This one was into watter sports, public masturbation and "odd insertions".. that filled out that "personal" ad etc. Quit mixing up our bitches! ps: it's amusing how her site leaks all their customer information as well as their employee information. =========================================== ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 22:40:58 -0400 (EDT) From: Sioda an Cailleach To: security curmudgeon Cc: Christine Hall , Sick Little Monkeys , nmrcfolk@nmrc.org Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org (fwd) Was this the lesbian who was hitting on me?? .sioda. ==============================================\ ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 11 Jun 2002 23:46:25 -0400 (EDT) From: Cancer Omega To: Sioda an Cailleach Cc: security curmudgeon , Christine Hall , Sick Little Monkeys , nmrcfolk@nmrc.org Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org (fwd) On Tue, 11 Jun 2002, Sioda an Cailleach wrote: > Was this the lesbian who was hitting on me?? No, it was the male lesbian who was hitting on you and taking huge locks of your hair... *rowrrrrr* .c ===========================================\ Date: Sun, 7 Jul 2002 21:21:42 +0000 (GMT) From: Steve To: Christine Hall Subject: Re: http://www.vulnwatch.com Hey, are you the same Christine Hall that likes shaved goats, drunken midgets, alter boys, and homeless people? I've read about you all over the Internet. Perhaps you want to take http://www.nmrc.org/~hellnbak/spamcunt.txt and put it in all the search engines...... On Mon, 8 Jul 2002, Christine Hall wrote: > Hi > > I visited http://www.vulnwatch.com, and noticed that you're not listed on some search engines! I think we can > offer you a service which can help you increase traffic and the number of visitors to your website. > > I would like to introduce you to TrafficMagnet.net. We offer a unique technology that will submit your > website to over 300,000 search engines and directories every month. > .............. ===============================\ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 2002 14:19:32 -0400 (EDT) From: Weasel To: Christine Hall Cc: nmrcfolk@nmrc.org Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org Christine, You dirty, dirty little whore. I thought we had severed our relationship and agreed to move on with our lives, but NO! You have to keep coming back taunting me with thoughts of what could have been! Do you realize how much pain it causes me to think what it would have been like if we continued to remain in each others arms on that rainy Sunday? When you left me and Snuggles the Shaved Goat, you said you had to go to the orphanage to do volunteer work, but it was all a cruel, cruel lie to get me to let you go and pull Snuggles's hoof out of your ass. Your little guise would have worked had you not whored yourself all over the web and another innocent victim warned me of your ways. So here I am, on the road to recovery and you tried to draw me in once again, you cheap succubus. Well it won't work this time missy. God damn you, God damn you straight to hell! P.S. Call me. - Weasel weasel@nmrc.org On Fri, 12 Jul 2002, Christine Hall wrote: > Hi > > I visited http://nmrc.org, and noticed that you're not listed on some search engines! I think we can =========================================\ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 2002 22:44:08 -0400 (EDT) From: hellNbak To: Weasel Cc: Christine Hall , nmrcfolk@nmrc.org, bastards@attrition.org Subject: Re: http://nmrc.org As I sit here and masterbate looking at dwarf-porn and pet Snuggles the second I notice an email come across my desk. Who might it be but that super freak Christine. With anticipation I wipe my keyboard clean and read but alas....my worst fears have become reality... Christine, Christine, Christine you loose bitch! You told me that you would be rid of the others and would soon return to me, Snuggles, Father Woodward (the catholic priest), the alter boys, my pet llama, and of course that homeless midget whos name we never bothered to remember. Since your departure I have been saving the corpses for as I remember how badly you wanted to have a turn on the stiffy. But then what do I see? You are once again whoring yourself back to the others you claimed to have left forever. You have crushed my heart Christine, and even worse, you have crushed SNuggles the second. He won't even take his buttplug without weeping. Why do you play such sick and perverted games with me? Why Christine? Why? Your sick little perversions have broken many lives and many hearts and it must stop! PS: Don't call him. Call me, he is no good for you. =============================\